My boyfriend goes out to get me a chocolate bar because I’m desperately craving one. (Mother Nature is calling -___-“) He comes back with this. I laugh as he proceeds to tell me he got this because it will be enough to last me through “shark week”. Got to love him!

sasstiel-in-the-tardis:

ciarachimera:

what the fuck are cats

I JUST SNORTED MILK OUT MY NOSE

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arkadiosb:

lumos5001:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

UPDATE: Yup I got the thing

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Can’t hurt to try…

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reconsiderates:

Following everyone back whos looking for a tumblr boyfriend

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  • things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
  • things we love as adults: being spanked and naps

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)